I Am the Walrus’ (House)

I am the Walrus' House
ROOM WITH A VIEW: While one of the offices in Craig Stadler’s home features a gigantic walrus tusk on the desk, this one is rife with golf memorabilia. PHOTO COURTESY: NEXT DOOR PHOTOS DENVER

Andy Wann admits that he’s very much a hacker at golf—but that doesn’t mean he loves the game any less than more accomplished players.

“I’ve gone to Augusta National for Masters’ practice rounds a number of times and I always kiss the ground I walk on because it really is like going into a church.”

That being said, when it comes to his day job, Wann finds himself somewhat betwixt and between. A Realtor with Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Elevated Luxury in Evergreen, the golfer in him is over the moon at one of his current listings—a 10,469 square foot, 6 bedroom, 9 bath home owned by Craig Stadler, the 1982 Masters champion. Among the accoutrements that never fail to thrill—either Wann himself or many of the visitors who decide to take a looksee through the property (with pockets deep enough to foot the $4.7 million asking price)—are numerous rooms filled with memorabilia from The Walrus’ magical career, like “The Masters” bedroom, full of swag from Augusta, and a “Hockey Room” filled with jerseys, sticks and other mementos from players like “The Great One,” Wayne Gretzky.

There’s even a cross-section of the Torrey Pines tree, underneath which he knelt atop a towel to play a shot during the third round of the 1987 Shearson Lehman Brothers Andy Williams Open.

Considered “building a stance,” Stadler, who would have finished tied for second in the tournament, instead found himself disqualified for signing an incorrect scorecard after not calling a penalty on himself. It’s said to be one of the first examples of a television viewer calling in a rules violation on a player.

PHOTO COURTESY: NEXT DOOR PHOTOS DENVER
WALRUS NEST: While Augusta National has its Crow’s Nest, Craig Stadler’s Evergreen home includes a bedroom that pays homage to the major championship. He won the tournament in 1982. PHOTO COURTESY: NEXT DOOR PHOTOS DENVER

But all of that eye candy—“It really is like walking through a museum,” he said—puts Wann in a little bit of a lurch, because when the house is sold, and Stadler and his wife Susan leave (down- sizing, they’re planning on buying another home in the area), chances are most, if not all, of the treasures will go with them.

“That’s why I like showing the house to non-golfers,” Wann says with a chuckle, “Golf- ers get swallowed up by all the memorabilia and they’re not paying attention to the house itself; but it’s true, this stuff isn’t staying.”

No, a potential buyer would just have to make due with the eight-person hot tub, or the 4,300-bottle wine cellar. On the market since October, Wann admits the joint isn’t likely to be a quick mover.

“We’ve probably had five showings; that’s a fair amount of activity, because something like this isn’t like the rest of the market, with people flooding to it,” he said. “A property like this, (the timetable for a sale) could be six months to two years…but the market is kinda crazy here in Colorado, so you never know.”


This article was also featured in the Spring Issue of Colorado AvidGolfer.

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